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"Hello everyone, this thread is solely for the purpose of getting information from you! Yep, that's right, I want to know all about those evil misdoers who delight in wreaking havoc with our netxperience. These Malevolent masters who create ways to get our information, fill our computers with viruses, and decieve and take advantage of our goodwill, need to be put into check. I have come up with a global idea that includes all of you, anyone who uses the web for business, education, and fun. You surf, so share! Let me know who the bad guys are, the spammers, the viruses, and the phishers, and even the really great websites that offer great ways to make money and prizes-without all the crap! "