Hello. I'm a hippo. You can call me The Great Hippopotamus, GH, The GH, TGH, The Hippo, Hippo, and other things that I'm too tired to add. By the way, I like to sleep. Sleeping is good for the soul in my opinion.

I wholeheartedly support the proper use of the English language. It's a beautiful thing, but people just demolish it. It's a very sad thing.

My favorite wiki is Magistra G's Latin Wiki, even though I'm not a part of it.

Warning:
Don't attack my territories, or else you won't be feeling very well, even if you attack while I'm feeling sleepy.