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icepaw99
Once upon a time there was a cake-filled snowflake, and on his 3rd birthday he set off to conquer the world. Ok, random spell over! My Profile (I hate designing tables because someone else always seems to have had the same idea as me D:): ..Unfortunately global warming had just struck, and so the snowflake melted and died. D: The other snowflakes got together to try and take the world over themselves, and set up a massive array of machines to cloud the world over and block out the Sun's heat, freezing the Earth for them. Rather unfortunately, however, they had chosen to use CO2 to freeze the world, so they just made global warming so much more awesome and screwed themselves over, apart from the rather insane evil snowflake who lived in a cave in Jamaica. The rather insane evil snowflake who lived in a cave in Jamaica was incredibly insane, and believed himself an amoeba. Of course, such insanity warps the space-time continuum even more than the idea of putting marmite on naan bread, and so he was technically an amoeba made of snow. Whether this disproves his insanity is pointless. So as we all know amoeba breed by seperating in half, and so the rather insane evil snowflake who lived in a cave in Jamaica became 10,000 rather insane evil snowflakes who lived in a cave in Jamaica. Now, the weight of warping of the space-time continuum in that area should have screwed the universe over, but hey, that would ruin the plot. Now, these snowflakes formed the world's biggest neo-punk band ever and began to play some lovely anti-authoritarian music, and due to being neo-punk idiots half of them died of a drug overdose by the end of the year. Realising that there was absolutley no point in this they stopped their collective career and decided to take on a new, even more evil career. They became media journalists for a generic celebrity magazine that nobody liked, but half of the world's population bought anyway for some reason. *Cue 1000 years of torture to the common man and pictures of celebrities walking to the newsagents being flagged as breaking news.* The magazine eventually became one of the world's largest businesses, and seeing how depraved the human race had become, many humans killed themselves there and then, and the celebrities, tired of pictures being taken of them, banded together to form a team of superheroes. How stupid of them to have their first lesson in flying atop a skyscraper... Splat. Now that there were no more celebrities the magazine fell apart, and the 5,000 snowflakes were left on the street, where I suddenly began to lose all originality to the story and dropped a piano on them. *Cue 10 minutes of the piano becoming impregnated with snowflake insanity and becoming Piano Kong.* Now Piano Kong stalked the streets, devouring humans, cars and the occasional building. With every building it ate it grew in size, and eventually became stupidly large, before eating the world and polymorphing back into a snowflake. Now the comet, which was once 5,000 rather insane evil snowflakes who lived in a cave in Jamaica, began to hunt around the universe, preying on small planets and playing some really awesome neo-punk music wherever it went. xx w e l c o m e to xx mŷ p ŕ ø f ī ŀ ε | d5e4e8 |
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