Howdy. My name's Drew.
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Occupation: A lot. A good summary would be marketer, psychologist, speaker, entertainer and professional communicator.
Home town: Vancouver, BC.
Location: Vancouver, BC.
Taurus.
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I joined this wiki because: Originally, to see what I could do to get some new stuff integrated into the Wetpaint system. I plan on helping out newer members in the boards, though.
The best word to describe me is: Bombastic.
Interests: Psychology, computers, magic, mentalism, marketing, communications.
My hero(es): I go for mentors, instead of heroes. Same thing, really.
There's Richard Bandler and John Grinder, the founders of Neuro-Linguistic Programming; Tesla, because he's awesome; Milton H. Erickson, the father of modern hypnotherapy; Derren Brown, one of the better modern psychological illusionists; George Carlin, because he's awesome; and Einstein, because he's awesome.
My superpower is: Advanced training in persuasion, as a science.
If I could live anywhere, it would be: For now, where I'm at.
My dream job(s): What I'm doing, but add on a cross between Anthony Burch of Destructoid, Jim Sterling of Destructoid and Yahtzee Croshaw of Zero Punctuation.
Sense of humour: Dry wit, wordplay and artful randomness.
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You're reading my profile! Glory be. That means one of several things: I either said something you kind of liked, sort of hated, or at least felt marginally strong about.
Either way, allow me to explain myself.
I'm a cocky, insane, highly-intelligent (but you already knew that) computer geek of a cynical, cat-loving, fault-seeking generalist/conman.
I dislike spoonfeeding.
Since so many people think I'm evil, I'm often asked whether the glass is half empty or half full, while the inquisitors wear annoying smirks on their faces that would have you think its condition has actual bearing on their lives. Since I was eight years old, I've basically told them, "Neither. It partially contains water."
I'm politically, religiously, economically and ecologically incorrect, so I'm sorry if I offended you, though you might do well to just get over yourself, you sanctimonious hack.
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