Andering_J_REDDSON |

¡¡¡PROOF THAT HARRY CAMPING WAY RIGHT!!!

Andering_J_REDDSON
Andering_J_REDDSON
¡¡¡PROOF THAT HARRY CAMPING WAY RIGHT!!!
May 31 2011, 2:12 AM EDT | Post edited: May 31 2011, 2:12 AM EDT
Got this in an e-mail from a friend of mine:

>>>PROOF THAT HARRY CAMPING WAY RIGHT!!!
>>>I have discovered the irrefutable proof that Camping was in fact right about the Rapture heralding the end of the world this past May, due to the implications this carries many Christians may not wish to read farther. Mr. Camping claimed that the Rapture would be accompanied by an earthquake starting in New Zealand at six PM local time. There was in fact an earthquake about 6pm occurring near an island chain with no permanent inhabitants and there are no rashes of people going missing since this event implying the Rapture happened there and only there. Furthermore studies have shown that half of all the humans that have ever lived are alive at this moment. This can only mean that the dead have been raised from the grave, in God’s own way to face the final days. I have tried to remain silent on this but I no longer can, for you see the greatest of evil yet has befallen mankind. My office ran out of coffee!


He was right in all but one detail:

>>>“Furthermore studies have shown that half of all the humans that have ever lived are alive at this moment.”

They’re not alive at this moment. (I’ll grant that a terrible evil HAS befallen his office, that’s self-evident, and perhaps everyone who was supposed to be raptured just happened to live on an uninhabited island, AND MAYBE that pink leprechaun hide pots of purple gold in wedgies given by glee club members to chess club members, but not the part about everyone who ever lived is alive now- A lot of people I know have died childless.)
But I think we can all agree that “Brother” CAMPING is a latrine.
Do you find this valuable?    
Be the first to reply.